We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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