if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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