Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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