i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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