i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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