I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
