i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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