I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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