I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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