Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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