I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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