So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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