I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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