so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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