I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
wow bdsm is so cute
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