Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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