I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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