my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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