Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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