dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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