I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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