if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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