Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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