Christians are straight up FREAKS
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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