i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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