Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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