Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
im holly from the hills drunk
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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