Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
it hurts more in the daytime
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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