can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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