i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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