hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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