So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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