The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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