i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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