why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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