She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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