I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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