Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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