I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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