We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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