There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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