Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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