I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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