conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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