i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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