so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
