I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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