That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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