Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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