We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
